Brandon the zombie brained bear *MADE TO ORDER*

Meet Brandon the zombie brained bear! Brandon used to be an accountant, boring, and living an uneventful life. That didn’t stop him from dreaming of wonderful things like studying penguins in the South Pole, or going on adventures. Until one faithful night, Brandon was bitten by a ZOMBIE RACCOON!! The zombie raccoon left quite the bite mark on Brandon’s brain because next thing he knows he’s waking up in a cornfield in Ohio with red eyes, green fur,and a missing arm. On his search for the cure Brandon’s been through a lot of battles, some he won. Most he’s lost. Now brandon spends his time away from others in a research center in Antarctica, to keep them all safe. But yk what he’s happier than ever. Even if he does still crave brains.

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